‘Katrien, its me , Bob , I’m at Sparrows Lane and there’s a guy here who says he’s my assistant assistant manager – he says he’s been everyone’s assistant assistant manager since 1979 and he’s not about to stop now’
Bob , calm down, what does he look like’…… ‘well he’s kind of short and stocky ‘
Oh don’t worry that’s Keef, we nearly sacked him with all the others until luckily Roly found out he was one of us.
‘What do you mean , one of us ?’
‘Well Skipper tipped us the nod that he was a Belgian, otherwise he was a goner’ .
He’s your assistant assistant manager , Keef E.P Kock.