Essential requirements
Person Specification
No prior experience in sports franchise management required
No knowledge of consumer PR or sales and marketing required
No understanding of interaction with stakeholders required
No understanding of international employment legislation ESSENTIAL
Total compliance to owners instructions ( however irrational and nonsensical ) MANDATORY
Applications in writing to Doctor Evil c/o The Poirot suite, The Valley ,Floyd Road SE7.
Albury Addick 
Well..
Id like to throw my hat in.. Not much of a covering letter but it seems you don’t need a lot..
Cheers,
Al