I’ve listened to the debate for the potential prime ministers and after a lot of careful thought I’ve decided to vote for Nicola sturgeon – oh hang on , she’s only standing in Scotland.
Never mind, if I can’t vote for her I really like that Welsh lady, Leanne Wood. I’m going to vote for her – err what’s that , I can’t vote for her either.
Oh for heavens sake , that’s it I’m going to have to vote for the Australian lady.
If I can’t vote for her, I might vote for Barack Obama…………
The English Voter 2015