Ok , so we all know that Jose Riga will become the new interim one on the grounds that he is Belgian, cheap , available and in Katrien’s ladybird book of Belgian football managers. He will come in , try his hardest , improve on a boy named Carol , by playing defenders rather than 4 or 5 attackers . We will still get relegated because we are frankly awful and by some distance the worst team in the championship .
However, Jose will do a decent job , speak honestly to the fans , work hard , make the right decisions with a poor squad of underage players.
He will be a popular choice to become the manager next year in Div 3, But Roland will ask one of his friends in the care home to suggest a new manager and we will get Horst Van Clueless from Dutch 4th division . He will recruit 11 new players from the Portuguese and Belgian 3rd division and a couple of really promising but factually useless players from premiership teams. All of the new players will be under 21 because they are the most ‘ promising’ , we will get a couple of decent results early on and unreasonable optimism will ensue for about 5 games until we start to lose again and by Christmas we will be in 20th position in division 3 .
We will then appoint Jose Riga ……………and so it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on