Welcome to Charlton, Chris

The  Management Structure :

Owner                 = imbecilic and in charge

Chairman            = ineffective and impotent

CEO                     = incapable and incompetent

COO                    = incoherent and incompetent

Chief Scout                            = invisible

Director of Football             = invisible

Head of Communications   = invisible

Chief Safety Officer             = invisible

Ticket Office                         = inoperable & incapacitated

Fan Base                               = incandescent

Fan’s Sofa                             = in pieces

Your Role …………………..Interim

Charlton is a cause not a football club

We haven’t been a very successful football club in the 50 years I have been going to the Valley , but supporting Charlton is tribal,  it’s in your blood , it’s who you are , it was your grandfather , your father , your aunts and uncles, it’s what you believe in, it’s not popular , it’s not for people who just see football as an expensive day out .

It’s much stronger than that – it’s a cause and these clueless incompetent Belgians are trying to take that away from us.

Lets get rid of them

I’m offering Roland a special sponsorship deal

Dear Roland , since I paid to help build the North Stand , I get my 2 normal season tickets regardless of whether I actually want them.

However , I am offering you a special , never to be repeated , deal.

If you sack Katrien Meire ( or if she resigns , nudge, nudge, wink , wink)   , I will immediately buy another season ticket at full price and if she leaves before the end of May , I will match that with a donation of £500 to Charlton Upbeats.

I wouldn’t normally encourage anyone to get sacked – it seems a bit mean – but having sacked 5 managers , I know you like doing it and also you are trying to clear out the deadwood for next season to reduce costs. In the medium term it’s also the best way to secure other people’s jobs at Charlton.

Perhaps we can get this movement rolling to see what other supporters might be prepared to contribute, donate or offer ?