You really couldn’t make this stuff up could you? Im not even sure what a dental accountant could be, is it a bit like a turf accountant, so he runs a book on how many teeth you might have.
A quick scan of Craig Freeman’s businesses will show you that of the 22 companies he has been involved in 10 are dissolved, 4 he has resigned from and the remaining 8 are either tiny or not really trading.
You must really wonder about the world that Chris Farnell inhabits, perhaps there is a list of chancers and wannabe entrepreneurs that you can buy, people whose ambitions heavily outweigh their brains and capabilities. He found Matt Southall and Paul Elliott and now he has found Craig Freeman.
If Craig is successful, just imagine how many teeth he is going to have to count to fund our journey to the Premier League and European football. However, don’t worry because Craig has loads of experience as a sponsor of the Cardiff Devils Ice Hockey team – phew – thank god for that, he obviously knows his onions. Mind you, its easier to see the link between Ice Hockey and counting teeth.
My advice to Craig would be to quickly crawl back under whichever rock you were hiding before Elliott or Farnell persuaded you that this was a good idea whilst you still have your own teeth.
I’ve got a great idea for Thomas to put the mockers on this stream of twerps from the Farnell stable. Offer to give Lex Dominus 10% of CAFC for free. Non voting shares, no Board representation and then at the end of each month , send them an invoice for 10% of the losses, lets say £100k.
If they are that keen on owning a football club, seems like a great deal to me, they can tell their mates they own a football club and they can share in the huge financial losses.