I can’t really believe anyone with half a brain would have thought that the couple pretending to have sex on the pitch at the Valley was a clever marketing idea. .
‘Sex on the pitch’ can feature up there with ‘kids for a quid’ and ‘football for a fiver’.
Actually lets forget about hiring the pitch for playing football , lets just get people to pay for having sex on the pitch.
Maybe we could offer a cheap rate for under 15’s and pensioners – then maybe we could market and sell the videos in the club shop. Maybe we could have sex competitions against other London teams , home and away , who can last the longest. The commercial opportunities are just limitless.
Heads need to roll